Lack of Manners

Hey all, Tristan here again.  Mommy is too tired with work and me to update this thing so I'm in charge for the time being.

The weather has been nice and our place has gotten warm.  Daddy went on this rant about it was time to get in touch with my white side and Mommy makes me wear too much clothing.  Not sure what being half white had to do with it but I got to play around just wearing my diaper.

This was lots of fun but he told me not to tell Po-po.  The secret is safe as long as you readers don't go telling her.

In other big news, the doctor said I should be feeding myself more often.  This is CRAZY YO!  I get to make a mess and it is ENCOURAGED!  Here is me the other night.  Man I was so proud of my effort on this mess.

My palate is maturing and I only want the finer things.  Basically this means I don't want anymore vegetables.  They're nasty.  This is causing issues with my bowels and sometimes my "movements" are a little hard to get moving.  See the effort in my face here:

If Mommy figures this out, she might force me to eat my greens.  When I have to give that extra push, I just give the thumbs up and pretend like everything is working great.

Come by and visit anytime.  Party at my place.

Play Date

Pretty girl gives a kiss............

and playful boy is happy!

Playful boy gives a kiss back...

and pretty girl feels violated.

Pretty girl is a little bit afraid of crazy mascot.................................................and playful boy just wants to poke it.

But both like to play with toys......

though some need a lot of help.......

and others are getting the hang of it. 

And both get their hot mamas to stroll them around the city!

There will be better days

Hey again, it's Tristan.  Today didn't go so well.  Mommy dressed me this morning.  I tried to pull it off but to no avail.  Check out the picture:

I look like the love child of Raggedy Ann and a gay English professor.

Anyways, we went out and about not doing anything too fun but then Mommy and Daddy took me to the park.  Have you been to the park?  It's horrible.  HORRIBLE! You're supposed to play but there are no cell phones, remote controls, or electric sockets anywhere to be found.  Maybe kids born back in 2008 would enjoy this but not today's kids.

First off it was cold and a bunch of strangers were already there.  We tried the slides first.  They're cold, squeeky, and no fun.

Then we tried the swing.  Pass.

Because I didn't like that, I got put in the sand.  This stuff gets everywhere and smells like dog pee sometimes.

I just wanted Mommy to get me out...

...but she just put me in even more sand with nothing else around!

All alone....

while she laughed at me.  Not cool at all Mommy.

By the time we got home I was losing it.  I starting incoherently blabbering to myself .

I'm waking up four times tonight.  Revenge will be sweet.